Henson, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button," PG-13, 2008) sings in a club, drinks a lot and has a married boyfriend, Randy (Brian J.
It is so predictable that the emotional punches land with a sermonizing thud. "Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All by Myself." This latest comedy-laced morality tale from Tyler Perry feels even more formulaic than its predecessors. There is semi-crude comic sexual innuendo, midrange profanity, a joke about baking a dead husband's ashes into cookies and the reenactment of a fatal car accident. Their hesitant courtship alternates with Burke's work at the seminar, especially with Walter (John Carroll Lynch), who has lost a son. Emotionally fragile, he bumps into the lovely Eloise (Aniston), who supplies the hotel with flowers from her shop. Eckhart plays Burke, a self-help guru, even though he has never dealt with the loss of his wife. Teens who like a good romantic tear-jerker may enjoy it anyway. The shapeless narrative goes off in a dozen directions, all of them cliched. "Love Happens." Stars Jennifer Aniston and Aaron Eckhart deserve better than this sentimental, incoherent mess of a movie. The film ends kindly and tells us to be careful what we wish for. One kid is swallowed by a croc, then vomited back up, and bullies pelt Toe with rocks. Some scenes could worry kids younger than 8. The rock creates more havoc than happiness. Into their lives drops a multicolored wishing rock. His snarky daughter, Helvetica (Jolie Vanier), torments Toe Thompson (Jimmy Bennett). In Black Falls, everyone works for mean Mr. There's bullying, but for comedy, not anguish. It's told in out-of-order chapters and with comic-bookish special effects that show rampaging crocodiles, swooping pterodactyls, and, for grossness, a giant booger with an eyeball in it. "Shorts" is raucous, chaotic fun for kids 8 and older, though inspiration and energy weaken in its last act. With help, Flint must get up in the sky and stop his crazy machine. Then the pasta twister and leftovers avalanche hit.
The machine goes haywire, and Flint's ego won't let him admit mistakes.
Sam, who is a closet nerd, actually "gets" the eccentric Flint, but their romance hits a snag. A TV weather reporter, Sam Sparks (Anna Faris), covers the food phenomenon and becomes a star. People love it, especially the mayor (Bruce Campbell), who senses a tourism bonanza even as he gets too fat to walk. From his workshop, Flint expands the menu to steak, ice cream, pancakes and more. The machine shoots into the sky and rains cheeseburgers on the town. With the help of his drolly mischievous monkey, Flint makes a machine that converts water to food. Flint's gruff but kind dad (James Caan) urges Flint to work with him at the bait shop, but Flint wants to invent. In a little island town is wild-haired would-be inventor named Flint Lockwood (voice of Bill Hader).
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